iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

shortlifelongart:

These are too fun. 

tinkerlu:

“A body has been discovered!”

killabytes:

The Legend of Zelda

by Ry-Spirit

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

cthulhupeelz:

causeallidoisdance:

yifflord:

“Peper Steak Caravan Mix (Wub Machine Electro House Remix)”

So I took the OFF battle music and put it in the wub machine and this angel came out

(Artist)

I need this on my Ipod.

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

tinkerlu:

GOOD JOB MONDO CLAPS FOR MONDO YAYAYAYAYAYA

fuuuranz:

A body has been discovered.